i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
- teacher: don't bullshit this essay
- me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
there is always hope
i live for this post
good to know that i could still get hot some day
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.