geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi)



  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay


madsmikklsen:

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch 

(Source: jemmasimmns)



m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg)




relahvant:

puppyclub:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

i live for this post

good to know that i could still get hot some day



heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

(Source: rneerkat)






(Source: thecutestofthecute)



disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.








devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

(Source: baelor)



burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear