timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(Source: runningfromfaggots)



bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

  • cute
  • fluffy
  • sleep a lot
  • no exam s


dietchola:

do twin boys have the same penis size?



lexifey:

get iN ME

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me





moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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  • Spice Girls: YO-
  • Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq



death-by-lulz:

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP


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(Source: liamnpayne)



  • Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
  • Me: Math.


witchgoth:

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depthsinme:

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