pau1y:

what if 911 called you



mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce



  • soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • me: chill




traviejames:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

Just grab her booty anyways…



kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”




richgirlzmentality:

backtothewalll:

this is so sad

I guess this is what growing up is

(Source: shescyrus)





danpalooza:

admiralmcmuffin:

shingeki—no—friends:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

image

calm down

Lets get to 1m









danpalooza:

admiralmcmuffin:

shingeki—no—friends:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

image

calm down

Lets get to 1m



existic:

if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me