There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots)
reason i want to be dog
- cute
- fluffy
- sleep a lot
- no exam s
i dont even use tumblr anymore
tumblr uses me
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
- Spice Girls: YO-
- Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq
BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP
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(Source: liamnpayne)
- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.

